A Paris Hilton kind of a day

Out of these three quotes heard around the office today, two were not said by me. See if you can guess which was:

(In reference to a summer home): “I got Paris Hilton [living] two doors away!”

(Unironically giving business strategy tips): “If you’re not playing offense, you’re losing!”

(In response to spilling $2 Trader Joes soup all over the counter next to a fancy schmancy catered lunch for the People of Power, a.k.a board members): “Well shit”

Guess away people! Guess away!!

(Also, after not hearing about Paris in years today I learned she’s living in Palm Springs AND my computer took me to a “watch celebrity sex tapes for free!!” site where hers started playing automatically and refused to close no matter what I did. What can it all mean?? Besides that my computer is an asshole whose trying to get me fired??)


(picture from here)

Babies yo

(this was found here)


Is there anything cuter than fat baby legs sticking out of salmon shorts or a little boy in a dinosaur sleeper shirt talking to himself in a three year old lisp as he carefully spells out his name on a piece of purple construction paper? Is there anything more annoying than a group of ten year olds banging on a window like monkeys or fighting over who gets to shoot the gun in the computer game their playing?

Sometimes my biological clock starts to tick and then the future of my future baby brings it to a screeching halt. Makes a girl confused, but at the same time so happy to be single.

I'm Baaaaack

Apparently after taking the GRE and running a marathon all I want to do is check out a la Bruno Mars style. (You know, "The Lazy Song"? )Add to that some finally nice weather in Seattle, and both blogging and work seem to be the last things on my mind. Meh, I'm okay with that.

Unfortunately my rent and bills aren't (well with the work part, they don't seem to care as much about the blogging). Rude.

My coworkers today are some pretty sweet old ladies (one is rocking a denim tuxedo! and the other has hot pink running shoes on!!) and a little boy pretending to play football complete with cheering crowd noise and touchdown dance.
Since I can't be seven again I'm going to start planning my old years. I envision lots of hot pink lipstick and way too many necklaces. And I'm going to pretend to be deaf when I don't want to talk to people. Then shout "EH??" midway through their next sentence. Get your friendship applications in now because oh man, I'm going to be FUN.

Coworkers round 2

Today my coworkers are an old man snoring in the chair behind me and the woman outside the window who is clearly living out of her car with her three small dogs.

Needless to say they got me dreaming of a sweet office space like this: from here.
or this one-it makes me feel industrious just looking at it:
from here
and this one (without the rug of course) but that window?? Yes please.
from here.