Pulling it together

This morning getting out of bed and pulling it together was nothing short of a miracle. In fact I'm still pulling it together.

But it's almost 5 and there's a concert and beer festival on the horizon as well as two full days of time in which to really pull it together (hello badly needed manicure). I leave you with this song, which may or may not have been the only thing that kept me walking to the bus stop this morning and not just falling asleep under a tree. Like I said, rough morning.

Wha--oh

Reason #whatever I miss working from home: The ability to immediately verify that my passport wasn't expired rather than sitting and wondering. Hope that won't be an issue in 5 days when I arrive at the airport...

Best. Lunch. Ever.

because she looks like I feel
My entire team is gone. Off doing some lunch meeting thing or other with some important person or other (clearly I'm real invested) which means I get the next two hours to read blogs, go shopping, take a nap at my desk, update my blog work completely uninterrupted. So what should it be folks? What should I do??

A. Work (pppbbbth)
B. Shop
C. Read blogs
D. Take a nap
E. Update car insurance (hi mom!)
F. Twiddle thumbs and stare at the ceiling.

Le sigh, so many options!

A Paris Hilton kind of a day

Out of these three quotes heard around the office today, two were not said by me. See if you can guess which was:

(In reference to a summer home): “I got Paris Hilton [living] two doors away!”

(Unironically giving business strategy tips): “If you’re not playing offense, you’re losing!”

(In response to spilling $2 Trader Joes soup all over the counter next to a fancy schmancy catered lunch for the People of Power, a.k.a board members): “Well shit”

Guess away people! Guess away!!

(Also, after not hearing about Paris in years today I learned she’s living in Palm Springs AND my computer took me to a “watch celebrity sex tapes for free!!” site where hers started playing automatically and refused to close no matter what I did. What can it all mean?? Besides that my computer is an asshole whose trying to get me fired??)


(picture from here)