While going through old contracts today at the Company I found one with an internet protection software company that blocks inappropriate content for kids. In the contract are lists of offensive words (and who they offend) that will be blocked when you buy their software. They are RIDIC(as in ulous)

Some I can see why they could be found offensive (butt pirate) but most of them I don't even get. and now I really want to google them but seeing as I'm at work, probably not a good idea.

Also feeling pretty uncool. When did I stop being the one who was up on that latest in insults?!?! I feel like such a Perm Sperm (apparently offensive to Whites....or just funny as hell).

Anyway, here are some of the gems:

-Bun runner (offensive to the Amish)

-Carrot snapper (against Mormons)

-50's (against Canadians) **who picks on Canadians?? or the Amish for that matter.

-Golden Toe (hate speech against Whites)

-Interesting (made the list as hate speech against Jews-real confused by this one)

-Leather (mature content yo')

-Marriage (mature content, under the lifestyle catagory)

-Nine Iron (hate speech against Asians)

This pretty much leaves kids nothing to google! Except love, macaroni, and panda's...oh...oh wait:
Love (mature content under the mental catagory)

Macaroni (hate speech directed at Italians)

Panda (hate Speech for Pananmanians)

On a serious note, can someone please explain what "boy in a boat" means? apparently it's inappropriate language under the anatomy catagory

picture from here