Showing posts with label work. Show all posts
Showing posts with label work. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 25, 2012



While going through old contracts today at the Company I found one with an internet protection software company that blocks inappropriate content for kids. In the contract are lists of offensive words (and who they offend) that will be blocked when you buy their software. They are RIDIC(as in ulous)

Some I can see why they could be found offensive (butt pirate) but most of them I don't even get. and now I really want to google them but seeing as I'm at work, probably not a good idea.

Also feeling pretty uncool. When did I stop being the one who was up on that latest in insults?!?! I feel like such a Perm Sperm (apparently offensive to Whites....or just funny as hell).

Anyway, here are some of the gems:

-Bun runner (offensive to the Amish)

-Carrot snapper (against Mormons)

-50's (against Canadians) **who picks on Canadians?? or the Amish for that matter.

-Golden Toe (hate speech against Whites)

-Interesting (made the list as hate speech against Jews-real confused by this one)

-Leather (mature content yo')

-Marriage (mature content, under the lifestyle catagory)

-Nine Iron (hate speech against Asians)

This pretty much leaves kids nothing to google! Except love, macaroni, and panda's...oh...oh wait:
Love (mature content under the mental catagory)

Macaroni (hate speech directed at Italians)

Panda (hate Speech for Pananmanians)

On a serious note, can someone please explain what "boy in a boat" means? apparently it's inappropriate language under the anatomy catagory

picture from here

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Getting Through the Day


Nothing helps an incredibly slow day of reading dead contracts to determine if they're dead or really dead or really, REALLY dead (sorry, where was I?), like planning a trip to Iceland.


Can't wait for March!

(all pictures from Iceland Eyes, my new favorite blog)

Monday, October 24, 2011

Hairstyles

image from here

Dear sir playing with rattail,

Don’t.
It’s more upsetting than the violent/vaguely pornographic movie you’re watching in the middle of the library.

Sincerely,
Your fellow library patron