It's Official

I don't get fashion. Apparently this:

and this:

are considered not only fashionable, but worth quite a bit. The mind boggles.

Also I apparently don't get fashion photography because if someone took a picture of me looking like this:

I would detag and then unfriend them (on facebook and in real life- I'm cold).


"whatchu say??"

"Did I stutter? I said, my sweater is SUPPOSED to be this short...Bitch."

"oh I knnnnow you didn'!!!"

"So angry..."


In completely unrelated news, this girl and her dress know what's what and I would gladly take this as as a late Christmas Present.


All of this brought to you by asos and too much free time.